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A fast, gassed-up year and a half of obscenities


That time comes back to me nicely

as a spliced up montage of debauchery,

a dicey collage of sot tampered memories

lacking any solid form

or sort of productive clarity,

Hilarity transformed from stacks

of boredom and coors,

that when packed concisely together, the tethered chemistry

lasted a fast,

gassed-up year and a half of obscenities -


Three friends, mid-to late twenties,

a wide-range of pretend and fake responsibilities,

which facilitated the ability

for us three to switch back sprinting

into the tinted pitch black city,

often high on something and far passed tipsy,

hitching rides to whichever bar provided the necessary possibilities -

meaning AUX privilege,

coors pitchers,

and shots of anything.


Most nights brought us to Marathon

whereupon we’d subject the unwilling throng

to our same old songs and prolonged conversation,

Trading shirts, making up fake identifications,

gracing the annoying and loitering strangers

Who sidled to our table with our retraced adventures,

entertaining our interests only

for we couldn’t be less bothered by anybody but us three.


The seat of our pants were being easily ridden,

as the peak of our chance to be free wheeling was dimming,

fitted and pitted against the advancing stupor

we knew was the inevitable expanse of our futures.

An expanse we acknowledged then promptly disregarded,

couldn’t be bothered to apologize

for not wanting to constantly despond, too fond

of our current exploits to consider the next points.

Lord knows we abhorred those posed thoughts - that existential fodder -

avoided and forgoed, then promptly forgotten.


One story for ya,

overserved as per tradition, we pitched in,

lifting our glasses before drifting past the cast

of faceless, extraneous witnesses.

Turning outside, Burnside deserted just as we liked it,

tempting our plight to strut right up the paved yellow stripes,

the well known walk home chuckling at the buzzed patrons

we’d puzzled and roped into exploits for our own delight.


Once home, we opened the window and poured more coors

before deciding exploring and touring the other

floors of the condo was the only option for sure.

But inside was boring, the scaffolding wrapping

the outside structure was far more absorbing and

we couldn’t ignore its intrigue anymore.

The appealing jungle gym clung in the darkness,

hung for our likeness, pleading and needing us to embark it. So fuck it,

out we went, venturing about our newfound playground, unbidden we

skittered around the perimeter, considering no neighbor or danger

while figuring our route, not lingering to think a single thing through.

And as usual we pursued nothing but what stunts lay right in front of us.

Plus it was two am, on a rusty roof made gem, and our crew

were the only slew of fools still tooling til then. Anyway who was observing

three deserving and self-serving renters swerving up to the penthouse,

… but then a shout:

“What are you doing out there?” Fuck, uh oh.

“What unit do you own?” Hah, wouldn’t you like to know.

“I’m going to report you!” Sure, and tell them what?

“You’re having a dream!” We yelled loudly as rebut,

“Go back to your sleep!” We added proudly as we cut

back through the scaffolding, laughing our asses off,

Apprehended we dashed around bends, descending ladders, scattering

the residue, screws and cig butts, an uninhibited threesome

exhibiting freedom, the night lights of our building guiding us right.

To this day I can’t remember, just how we rendered a track back from that bender,

But there it was our open window, curtains billowing we dove into couch pillows,

A perfect end to a hero’s excursion.


And just like its started,

That time ended quickly. Those fickle

futures we’d resented slipped into the present.


A beat of our lives that can’t be repeated.

Those feats and memories, albeit half faded,

dictated by a wide scope of inflated elation,

Created a kaleidoscope

Of a blinding bright wake

with us three as the boat.


And it becomes clear to me how experience is just where you seem to be now.

As a starstruck species we dream of fleeing to farflung cities,

incomparable scenery, tall peaks and white beaches,

But since we let you in on a glimpse of that time

Im certain no person can find a way to convince me

that I didn’t live as momentous a life as any kind.

On a four block radius

for a short while only

on a corner of Burnside,

in Portland, Oregon.



By Emily Menges



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